Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
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Send me a name and ill tell you a story about someone i know with that name
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